jacob wont stop watching that video of the lady dancing on butter and i want to die it is not even funny but he thinks its so good and its so painful to watch.

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    I miss Augustus a lot. I think Charlie does too. I want to get him another cage mate but he doesn’t seem to like other rats, he just gets scared and buries himself in my arms whenever I try to introduce him to my others. :(((

    QT :3 (Taken with instagram)

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    Jacobs mum is making curry for dinner and it smells so good I just want to go and eat it all omg help me someoneee.

  • Happy hour tomorrow night and then going out with Jacob, super excited!! :3333

  • Someone should come out tomorrow night with Jacob and I plsplsplspls?

  • Jacob won’t let me buy him a drink even though it’s his 18th birthday. Wahh!!

  • Anonymous asked: Why is your self esteem high?

    Because I have literally no reason to have low self esteem. Why should I hate myself when I am a mostly normal person with a perfectly functioning body and someone who loves me the way I am, minor imperfections and all.

  • I turn 18 this Wednesday

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    I can finally eat chicken wings in a strip club.

    O okay then.

  • New fridge!!!!!!!!!! (Taken with instagram)

    Tucked little Charlie into bed for the night :33 (Taken with instagram)